Category Archives: Chops

Last chop of the season (maybe)

The Jennifer Holliday duet of And I AmTelling You has gone viral. It was over the top in the best way possible — and to say it was over the top is to severely underplay the display of vocal pyrotechnics and bravura stankfaces Holliday … Continue reading

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Did the Unthinkable Almost Happen?

There’s a claim going around the internet that Nigel released data on the final vote tally, which split 50.03% for Phillip and 49.97% for Jessica, for a razor thin .06% difference in votes. Using math, I can deduce that the … Continue reading

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The Torch is Passed

As shockers go, Philip’s victory was up there with the sun rising in the morning. Either fix the voting or chase 132 million votes and end up with the same winner every year. It was obvious that Phillip was going … Continue reading

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Blaglaglaglag!

I suppose it could be said that Phillip was already the winner when he learned how to play guitar, but I can pinpoint the exact moment it was all over — when Ryan asked the contestants, “What was your first … Continue reading

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Reading the Tea Leaves

According to some people, Jessica’s lead in Facebook and Twitter followers as well as YouTube views means that she will be crowned the winner on Wednesday.    This, however, is hogwash. Unless something happens between now and Tuesday’s performance show … Continue reading

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Mr. Tribbiani, I’m afraid you’ve got kidney stones

Ah, the lengths the show will go to for publicity. It was widely and breathlessly reported over the weekend that Phillip’s kidney stone condition required “emergency surgery” — some of the reports made it sound like he was having emergency … Continue reading

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Slouching Towards WGWG#5

9 songs, so chop chop, let’s get to it. Randy picked Etta James’ I’d Rather Be Blind for Joshua. It appeared that he was attempting to seduce his microphone throughout the performance — caressing it, pressing it to his lips, … Continue reading

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Please Phillip, Don’t Hurt ‘Em

Two themes tonight, with songs related to California (bizarrely vague) and Songs You Wished You’d written (essentially a contestant’s pick). Then there were a few group numbers sprinkled in. To my surprise, I actually enjoyed a couple of the performances, … Continue reading

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Like Taking Down a 10 Point Buck

The Gorgon Skylar is finally dead, yet another trophy for Phillip’s case. There was a lot of chatter about Phillip getting the boot on Thursday, most likely because he had the lowest DialIdol score. In yet another blow to its … Continue reading

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Crashing Back to Earth

I actually enjoyed many parts of last week’s show, so I was hoping Nigel & Co happened upon some winning formula and the season could ride itself out on a high note. But too bad, Jimmy Iovine is back this … Continue reading

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